THE BEST OF ENEMIES, Chapters One and Two
CHAPTER ONE Katherine “Kitty” Carricoe North Shore, Illinois September 2014 “Ashley, I so appreciate your volunteering to be Second Grade...
SEVEN FOR THE PRICE OF ONE AT CITY WINERY EVENT! (SORT OF)
Chicago, I have a very special event scheduled for you on May 17th at the City Winery! In putting together the current tour, I thought,...
JEN AND LILLY; A TIMELINE, A QUEST, AND THE GREATEST FIRSTWORLD PROBLEM MAN HAS EVER ENDURED
October 1980 – The Preppy Handbook is published. I am twelve and am yet to understand the concept of satire, no matter how lovingly...
WELL, THIS IS ALL NEW
I had an event this weekend that required I wear something other than yoga pants and my Arizona Wildcats hockey sweatshirt. (Am not a...
I BE ROLLIN', THEY BE HATIN'
I've since graduated to crutches but I wanted to save a shot of me on my knee-scooting cart for posterity. The recovery is still a long...
WE CAN REBUILD HER, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
My whole overweight adult life I dreamed about tucking my jeans into my boots. So I guess dreams really do come true!
HERE IS YOUR BAG OF SHAME, MA'AM
I suspect whomever packed my delivered bags of groceries has a sense of humor.
BYE, NENITA
Fletch and I went to brunch with friends on Sunday and once we completed the gauntlet that is moving me safely from one place to the next...
NOT A COMPLAINT, JUST AN OBSERVATION
I promised not to mention my stupid surgery again but I am a filthy fucking liar because it's all Achilles, all the time around here. ...
I REGRET NOTHING (ABOUT THESE TOUR DATES)
Here are your official I REGRET NOTHING tour dates! (Click on the calendar for additional event details.) Monday, May 4th - Tribeca...