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THE BOOKS

WHAT'S YOUR POISON? MEMOIR? FICTION?

YOUNG ADULT?

BECAUSE I DO IT ALL

THE LATEST RELEASES

TRUE STORY, BRO (MEMOIR)

"DAMN, GIRL - YOU'VE WRITTEN NINE MEMOIRS? YOU SAVE CHRYSLER FROM BANKRUPTCY OR SOMETHING?"

IF BY "SAVED A MAJOR U.S. CAR MAKER FROM FINANCIAL RUIN," YOU MEAN: ORDERED A BARBIE STYLING HEAD WHILE ON AN AMBIEN BENDER, ADDED BUTTER TO MY COFFEE, AND CARRIED A PRADA BAG TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE, THEN YES. YES, I DID.

I MADE IT UP, BRO (FICTION)

"WAIT, YOU WRITE NOVELS NOW, TOO?"

WRITING FICTION IS A REFRESHING CHANGE OF PACE, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE BAD SHIT HAPPENS TO CHARACTERS WHO AREN'T ME.